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Short Fiction: Boris' Place
Everyone who comes into my bar wants something. For most it's to get drunk/laid. For many it's a bit of privacy so legitimate business men can have legitimate discussions about legitimate business matters legitimately. And for a few it's to find their tribe. The fact that you've made it inside means, whatever you want, you really want it ( Read more... ) -
On gods and mythologies
My mind has been bouncing around ideas of a possible fantasy, either for fiction or RPG, pantheon. These are the deities that I have come up with so far ( Read more... ) -
World's worst answers to stupid interview questions
Q: What was your biggest mistake?
A: Applying for this job
A: On advice of my lawyer I can't answer that question
Q: What position do you see yourself in, in 3 to 5 years?
A: Yours
A: Prison Bitch
Q: What's your biggest weakness?
A: Stealing office supplies
A: Pineal glands, betcha can't eat just one -
it came from #predicate. The iRate edition
pfox_: apparently, apple is now making videos to prove all their competition has attenuation issues too. Talk about a fuckin bunch of cry babies ( Read more... ) -
a love poem
Love is beautiful, fierce, and strong,
An insatiable, all-consuming fire. A lion pacing
on the red hot embers of desire. Love is
a thirst that's never quenched, a sacred
flame that can't be drenched by icy showers
of sobriety or a society strangled by
notions of propriety.
So what kind of love is this, this love that
dares not speak its name ( Read more... ) -
Math question OTN
Inspired by mudcub here's a word problem for you.
You are a cop in a speed trap 30' away from the road. You point your gun at a car on the road 50' away from you. The gun reads that the car is moving at 80 ft/sec along the path of the beam. The speed limit on the road is 55mph, it's the 21st of the month. 10 mph = 14.666... f/sec. Do you pull the car ( Read more... ) -
First 3 lines of something.
"Damn it Bob, the rules of the universe are not your personal play things."
"But, apparently they are yours, Jim."
"That's not the point." -
it came from #predicate
(3:40:11 PM) MandaX: what http://gummybearbreastimplants.com/
(3:40:11 PM) rocketbot: "Beverly Hills and Los Angeles Breast Implants - Gummy Bears"
(3:42:52 PM) Ajax-: I fail my morale check with Gummy Bear Breast Implants.
(3:42:56 PM) ***Ajax- flees in panic.
(3:45:39 PM) Osomatic: Yeah, I just can't click on that.
(3:45:40 PM) Shoeby: so... when you' ( Read more... )
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