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Nov 29, 2006 04:28

Jack Lalaine (sp), the guy on those infomercials selling the juicer, his wife's name is Elaine. That means her name is Elaine Lalaine ( Read more... )

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mydaydreams November 29 2006, 10:01:17 UTC
Ahh, I love the black/white struggle clip. My favorites come from the infomercials for various hair-removal products, the ones that routinely show a woman rapidly shaving her leg until she suddenly jerks her leg around and cuts herself. What a surprise! How terribly painful! Then, some wax set or depilatory machine (commonly known as a torture device) is offered as a less painful solution. I don't really understand it, because any wax experience has been exponentially more unpleasant than any shaving cut I've ever received. Advertising is lies.

I'm glad we had this talk.

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arcanethoughts November 29 2006, 15:26:41 UTC
yes, you've identified a classic version of this advertising technique. I just don't understand how people get paid to make these kind of commercials; you know there was a pitch, a meeting, and several levels of scrutiny. You'd think someone would have called out: "hey, i've totally seen this concept before and its kind of a ridiculous simplification of our product." To which the response was likely: "we're selling this to people up at 3am, keep it simple stupid."

btw, you may be part of the problem, as I notice that one of your interests is "black and white." you're one of them!

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divisadero November 30 2006, 02:00:49 UTC
Homemade sushi is pretty easy. The key is to make the rice properly (preferably Japanese rice cooked in a rice cooker with the right amount of vinegar) and get a decent cut of fish. Add 4" x 4" nori (seaweed paper) and some filler ingredients like cucumber, cream cheese, and perhaps salmon roe, and you can't go wrong. No matter what it looks like, it always tastes good.

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teenymeany November 30 2006, 05:04:19 UTC
arcane! i was just thinking of you bc i bought myself a teach-yourself language book for arabic. i've only opened it once but it was enough to intimidate me. i used to think russian was hard but now i think different.

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arcanethoughts November 30 2006, 15:45:28 UTC
well if you ever need anyone to practice with I'd be happy to exchange broken arabic with you...

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kittenispuppy December 2 2006, 06:19:25 UTC
I can take a cab, ask for change, and do a few other necessary things in (Egyptian) Arabic. Apparently most of the stuff I know is slang and is probably useless in the rest of the Arab world, but I'd be happy to share what I know.

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teenymeany December 3 2006, 07:07:43 UTC
ooh fun! i'll take you up on that when i return to the book. i'm moody when it comes to languages - i like to take on a few at once and treat them like novels that i can read a bit of and return to every now and then. speaking of languages, i just learned from my turkish neighbor "hello" is "merhaba" (MERE-ha-bah).

oh arcane, have a question re dating a muslim. if your girlfriend just ate pork and you want to kiss her, would you make her brush her teeth, not care or boycott kissing her?

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