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The breakfast of champions and the ISO
I love weetbix, it's the perfect breakfast cereal. You know why? Coz it's just that, cereal you eat for breakfast. It doesn't have fruit chunks or mountains of sugar, it is wheat packed into a brick shape, weetbix. It's a bowl full of crazy chaotic cereal standardised and ordered into a manageable, stackable, countable, easily consumable shape ( Read more... ) -
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I went to the BP to buy a coke, and had to stand behind this yuppy fuckwad buying some complicated double mocha frappe lattechino. She wouldn't even let me in as I was standing out in the cold and the dark waiting to be let in (coz it's one of those petrol stations with a buzzer). Nor did she lift a finger to let the other 3 people in who came in ( Read more... ) -
See what I did there?
Me, Optomism and Happiness were all hanging out not too long ago, as you can see by my previous post things were peachy. But, alas, as these things go, we had a bit of a fight. I guess it all comes down to my other friend Motivation, well he's not really my friend, he mostly hangs out with happiness and so I only really know him through her. Friend ( Read more... ) -
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THINGS!
The first seven (7) people to respond to this post will get something made by me ( Read more... ) -
Get ready to chuckle
Just when you thought you might be free, the terrible disease takes hold again. I don't have time to waste on this shit anymore. I thought instead of my usual ritual of slashing wildly at my wrists, making a big mess and changing nothing but the color of the walls, I might use that knife to shear down my bullshit to some key whinging points ( Read more... ) -
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So, it's been just over a year since that fantastic pie, and my god have things changed. I feel as though, because this pie chose me, that I am somehow special. I feel validated and embued with a new found sense of self confidence, I could do anything, I am invincible. How much it must suck to have given up that pie....