Comments | archiedavis: TRUE PORNOGRAPHY IS GIVEN US BY VASTLY PATIENT PROFESSIONALS

archiedavis

TRUE PORNOGRAPHY IS GIVEN US BY VASTLY PATIENT PROFESSIONALS

Aug 30, 2005 12:18

Sometimes I will use my body's natural limitations to my advantage ( Read more... )

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cynical5679 August 30 2005, 16:28:45 UTC

Jesus fucking christ

archiedavis August 30 2005, 16:41:57 UTC

my thought exactly.

its not bad enough i haven't been able to masturbate, but i have to run into other people doing it.
well, if that is what he was doing...

captaincaption August 30 2005, 16:34:30 UTC

funny place for us to meet (wipes hand on pants and extends it) how are ya, Harry Palms

archiedavis August 30 2005, 16:42:38 UTC

harry?

how about locking the door the next time you do.....uh....THAT.

captaincaption August 30 2005, 16:56:50 UTC

I always mean to, but when I drop my pants I forget

archiedavis August 30 2005, 17:01:02 UTC

you did seem rather preoccupied.

sicko.

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archiedavis August 30 2005, 16:43:41 UTC

after surviving what he was doing he has my vote. i would rather carry a telephone pole in my teeth than have that done to me.

hahaha. PoP.

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archiedavis August 30 2005, 17:00:11 UTC

ZING!

quiet_life August 30 2005, 16:37:39 UTC

normally i'd have said don't make a habit of holding your pee too long, you might get a bladder infection, you know, mom mode garen variety commentage.
now crying with laughter that you APOLOGIZED to him....

archiedavis August 30 2005, 16:46:13 UTC

i didnt know what else to do.
it happened so fast for the mind to take in.

and i didnt want him running at me in that condition, rubbing his belly on me or mashing his squashed bits on me.

the piss tension is only used sporadically.
but often results in the fabled "piss orgasm".

morganaus August 30 2005, 16:45:04 UTC

What disturbs me the most? I'm slightly aroused now. Heh.

archiedavis August 30 2005, 16:50:31 UTC

when i stopped off on the same bathroom during my lunch break, i noticed the door was unlocked, but knocked anyway.

some muffled, backwoods voice said "..yeah...".
i had good mind to run in there swinging.

with eyes closed, of course.

i could only guess if it was the same guy. but someone needs to tell these guys to lock the goddamn door already.

lucylovebiscuit August 30 2005, 17:00:47 UTC

Maybe he was in there again, waiting for you to open the door. I bet the look of shock on your face last time was just what he needed to send him right over the edge!

Its a good thing you didn't open that door, this time. You might have got it right in the eye!

archiedavis August 30 2005, 17:02:55 UTC

i couldnt see it at all, the way he was grabbing at it.

it really was one of the most disturbing things i have ever seen. he didnt even flinch at all. if i had gone to all that trouble to get my rocks off, at least i would have had the human decency to pretend to look ashamed.

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