TRUE PORNOGRAPHY IS GIVEN US BY VASTLY PATIENT PROFESSIONALS

[archiedavis]

Sometimes I will use my body's natural limitations to my advantage

Comments

[morty_baby]

Having been a workplace masturbator for decades (every day and sometimes twice) I have to say that I empathize with the poor fellow. Getting walked in on BY MY MALE BOSS with my feet solidly planted against the wall 3 feet off the floor whilst reclining on the throne rubbing one out with a toilet roll holder didn't get me a raise but it did get me covertly

*stared*

at at every opportunity by every male in the building.
*tsk* And they say that WOMEN gossip.
Next time you see him, slap him on the back with a hearty 'way to go!' and offer to buy him a drink. I sure would have appreciated it.

[archiedavis]

wow.
every single day? AT work? i hope you sanitized the toilet roll thing first. i wouldnt touch the one at my work with lead gloves.

i have to commend your tenacity, even after being found out by your boss of all people.

i bet the situation would have been difficult if you were mauling at your sex furiously, like this guy. this was masturbation the likes i have ever seen.

[morty_baby]

Oh I didn't just masturbate in the can. I worked in a printing shop with 5 males in one big open room

[archiedavis]

good lord, if you aren't insatiable!

was this some sort of exhibitionist tendencies you were indulging in, or was work simply impeding on your regularly scheduled maintainance?

[follansbee]

Thanks for the impetus to blow lunch on my desk.

Thirteen days?

Jesus, even I managed to yank one off this week. And I was on a business trip!

[archiedavis]

not me.
i am staying strong. going for that full thirty days.

and all the supposed enlightenment that is supposed to come with.

[follansbee]

Haha, you said "come."

[follansbee]

PS: for the record, I do have a very serious, intellectual side...maybe you've seen it...

I think I left it around here somewhere.

[archiedavis]

haha. oh no.
i had never seen this unfortunate creature before in my life.

if i have any choice in the matter i hope to never see him again, either.

[unionmaid]

further evidence of the decline in civility and manners in this country. when i masturbate in public buildings i ALWAYS lock the door. it is a common courtesy. if i happen to be outdoors, say at a bus stop or a park, i make sure that i greet passersby pleasantly and maintain lots of eye contact.

harrumph.

[archiedavis]

see, if he had the decency of making eye contact i could have been a hell of a lot more empathic. its like when you come across an animal having at themselves in the wild. they have the decency to stare you down.

he might as well been in the middle of the hall, the weirdo.

[thewindrose]

The most interesting things happen to you in the bathrooms of America, my friend.

[archiedavis]

it is the arena of my personal spirit quest.

if only truck stop rest rooms around the country could talk.
on second thought, its probably better that they dont.