Comments | archiedavis: THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, FREE AT LAST

archiedavis

THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, FREE AT LAST

Sep 19, 2005 11:26

Well, at long last, the fast is over ( Read more... )

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minn September 19 2005, 15:43:05 UTC

Damn you, Bill. I near choked on my food.

"Malignant baby batter!" That's the best term for semen I have heard. Ever.

:D

archiedavis September 19 2005, 16:16:05 UTC

it was truly bad business, all the way around.

i kind of missed those little fellers. we were such a great team together.

bruisedhips September 19 2005, 15:43:56 UTC

Dude. MOST AWESOME.

archiedavis September 19 2005, 16:16:49 UTC

it was most GRUESOME the time i was done.
another chapter in my life closed.

botched_surgery September 19 2005, 15:44:36 UTC

Thirty-five days is quite respectable. I will remember The Alamo, and when kids ask, your story is the one I will tell.

archiedavis September 19 2005, 16:17:52 UTC

really? that would be grand.
maybe kids would pay attention in school after that.

or avoid it completely.
i can't live their lives for them.

botched_surgery September 19 2005, 16:56:01 UTC

No, but either way, you've inspired them with your feat.

archiedavis September 19 2005, 17:34:53 UTC

they are the future.
.......unfortunately.

jaimeee September 19 2005, 16:54:49 UTC

i've been to the alamo.
it's rather disappointing.
this story was quite the opposite.

is it hot in here?

xxx
j

i love that icon archiedavis September 19 2005, 17:36:38 UTC

i think the air conditioner on the fritz again.

i forgot to mention i collected the seed inside a coon skin cap.
oh, like davey crockett never did it!

unionmaid September 19 2005, 17:01:26 UTC

hahah. the inspirational t-shirt! nice touch.

as if all of your internet friends haven't tried to inspire you one way or another.

can we go back to talking about poo and gorillas and crazy people now?

archiedavis September 19 2005, 17:38:21 UTC

that shirt has got me where i am today.
which says a lot.

i always wear it on dates.
with my "free mustache rides" belt buckle.
when my "who farted?" shirt is in the wash. when i say in the wash i mean under the couch.

unionmaid September 19 2005, 18:17:13 UTC

i always wear my "foxy lady" or my "hottie" t-shirt out on first dates. this way before a negative thought can even enter my date's head (thirty two? wha? i don't think...), wham! they are sucked in by the print media and the graphics. it just dazzles 'em.

this i learned from fox news.

archiedavis September 29 2005, 16:16:53 UTC

i also wear one of those see through plastic jersey shirts, or silk shirts with fighting animals all over them.

usually dragons in death struggles with flaming unicorns.
gets those fantasy chicks every time.

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