File this one under "Gadgets No Mother Would Ever be Willing To Try, Even If She Is Swedish".


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It's hard to find a reason to update when you have nothing good to report, and I'd rather say nothing than complain, but just to brief you on what has happened very recently ( Read more... )

Thank you, Dear Postman Who Services Our Insurance Agency, for handing us the mail, and then promptly afterwards casually informing us that you caught a horrible case of poison ivy, like it's no big deal. You got your fat, sweaty, grubby hands all over our doorknob, our desk and our mail after admitting that you've been scratching yourself all day ( Read more... )

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Not much going on in my world to report, hence the absence. Of course, work can change that in an instant ( Read more... )

With the difference in time zones I apologise for being a bit late, but Happy Birthday fang_uk! It has truly been a pleasure knowing you, friend. People like you make this world a better place. Much love.


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Well I just caused a commotion. I accidentally left my lunch in the microwave too long, and it burned setting off the fire alarm and causing 2 firetrucks and a bunch of firemen to show up at our door. They took one step, realised it was nothing but burnt food, rolled their eyes and walked back out. The whole office is filled with smoke. My boss ( Read more... )

...a wonderful human being and someone I'm proud to call a friend, the fabulously funky-fresh ladycakes. Crazy woman.

I wish you a fantastic birthday, hope this day's good to you.
Much love,

Aida

That's you and Alex below, by the way.


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An elderly client walks in requesting a review of his policies. Alright. I take him into the conference room where he's got all his policies laid out. About halfway into our session, he gets this look of discomfort on his face, and appears to be moving his tongue around in his mouth. He asks for water, which I run back to the break room and ( Read more... )

I am
so
damn
sick
and
tired
of
being
sick
and
tired.