Didn't get as much sleep last night as I would've liked, but I'm more alert today than I was yesterday. I think I've got those accounts correct, fortunately I managed to rectify them without the boss finding out about them ( Read more... )

I made the mistake of coming in to work today after being awake for almost 40 hours straight. When you're handling customer accounts which consist mostly of little numbers on a computer screen, that's a very bad state to be in. I think I royally screwed up 3 huge accounts because I can't see straight and my mind continues to switch numbers around ( Read more... )

One of the most embarrassing things I've ever experienced at work happened today. I was at the desk downstairs (which is right across from the lower level restroom) processing auto and home quotes for a potential customer ( Read more... )

Thought it was time to change my journal layout, create one a little more fitting of my LJ username.

Anyway, here's some news I thought I'd share. Old news, but a gruesomely interesting read nonetheless:

Ants eat away patients eye in Indian hospital

Three posts in one day. Clearly, I have nothing better to do.

I wish this guy's sculptures would be displayed at a museum in my area. This is the kind of art that intrigues me. Dark and wonderfully creepy. Absolutely love it. I think these figures would greatly enhance any home decor...

Good stuff: Joseph Seigenthaler


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I don't post pics of myself often but some new folks have asked what the hell I look like so I obliged a couple nights ago. My red plaid pajama pants are the best. Here. This is all you get for a very long while.

( Blood Fart does Northern Virginia )

Fucking great. My co-worker is leaving to go back to her old agency, she just gave her resignation notice to my boss this morning. Very out of the blue, no one saw it coming. So, very soon I will be the lone personal lines agent dealing with ALL 3000 of the delightful auto, home, and life customers by myself. My boss isn't looking to hire ( Read more... )

I had a very vivid dream this morning that I inexplicably woke up with shit in my mouth, and I was trying so desperately to wash the taste out but I couldn't ( Read more... )

The interior designer my boss hired for the dreadful interior desecration is back today. I don't want to even imagine what ideas the two of them are discussing in my boss' office ( Read more... )

From a French text, printed in 1844:

The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation