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botched_surgery

Tuesday

Mar 14, 2006 13:53

Well I just caused a commotion. I accidentally left my lunch in the microwave too long, and it burned setting off the fire alarm and causing 2 firetrucks and a bunch of firemen to show up at our door. They took one step, realised it was nothing but burnt food, rolled their eyes and walked back out. The whole office is filled with smoke. My boss ( Read more... )

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13thofnever March 14 2006, 20:34:53 UTC

what food did you burn? was their meat in it? if so, I can only imagine how 3rd world in there it must smell....right along to match those clients of your that think the place is a personal repository for feces, snot, and the newest, fingernails fungus.

oh yeah..how much do I owe you for the Infusion ticket? I want to make sure I pay for that...

botched_surgery March 14 2006, 21:18:54 UTC

No meat, it was some roasted vegetable sandwich.

Strange thing - I haven't been able to get tickets for Infusion - they've listed a date for D.C. on their website as well as MySpace, and yet when I search for Infusion on ticketmaster.com, I get nothing. I sent a message to Infusion on MySpace, I'm waiting for a reply. And once this is worked out, I will get both tickets, you owe me nothing. It's nice enough that you're willing to drive down just to accompany me to a show.

13thofnever March 15 2006, 02:55:28 UTC

well, sweetness, I would go anywhere you asked...you're totally worth it and if you do the ticket thing, then I MUST come bearing somekine of thank you gift...and if, for what ever reason, the ticket thing doesn't happen...let me know and maybe we can still do something...I could even still come there...that weekend is YOURS...you are INKED in!

dorei March 14 2006, 20:38:28 UTC

Where do you FIND these people??

I swear, you have to be making this shit up.

Please?

botched_surgery March 14 2006, 21:19:17 UTC

If only.

mcmayhem March 14 2006, 20:40:38 UTC

Oh, man, that's GROSS. Further, I want to know what kind of salon would go ahead and put artificial nails on infected beds like that, rather than advising the customer let them grow out a bit first.

botched_surgery March 14 2006, 21:20:49 UTC

Seriously - has anyone considered that suffocating her nails like that just *might* prevent them from healing???

ex_idragosa March 14 2006, 20:44:08 UTC

I love your posts. They are always so entertaining. Oddly enough, I was just wondering this morning where you'd gotten to. Burning down the office, excellent....

botched_surgery March 14 2006, 21:22:27 UTC

I guess subconciously, I meant to do it. It wasn't really a slip of the fingers off the microwave keypad :p

lranuh March 14 2006, 21:02:18 UTC

...the constant wedge is starting to make her rear resemble a credit card machine. Swipe and charge.

*lolled* I can easily visualize that--so many people wear clothing too small or too big for them! D:

Your amusing entry is just what I needed today.

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botched_surgery March 14 2006, 21:25:03 UTC

I'm really paranoid about the possible wedge - anytime I try pants on, I make sure to check myself in the mirror first. My butt size changes with the seasons, it seems. And thank you for the birthday greeting!