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Oct 12, 2005 13:06

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pjammer October 12 2005, 17:23:18 UTC
1. Met a Miss Hong Kong/Playboy playmate in 1999 and proceeded date/bed her until 2000.

2. Through her, attended a dinner party with Chow Yun Fat. Sadly, I lacked the initiative to go say hi, but I did breathe the same air. Or something. Haha.

3. Had dinner with Robert Greene, author of Art of Seduction and The 48 Laws of Power when I was in Los Angeles.

4. Bid a shamefully high amount on Britney Spear's jewel-encrusted bra before getting sniped by some jackass in Tampa, FL.

*Cough*

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archiedavis October 12 2005, 17:36:19 UTC
how did i just know that you probably had not just fraternized, but FUCKED a celebrity or two?

i would be lucky i got handjob from the lady who sang half of the MISTER CLEAN jingle.

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botched_surgery October 12 2005, 17:24:36 UTC
You know I never cared for Face. I didn't consider him good-looking at all. I was a Murdock fan.

Well, I'm even more pathetic. I got nothing. Although I did talk on the phone to Linda Tripp about her homeowners policy.

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archiedavis October 12 2005, 17:38:19 UTC
i liked murdoch the best when i was young, too.
even more than mister t. who i thought was needlessly mean to murdoch.

i could never figure out why they sent murdoch back to the insane asylum when they would just have to break him out every week. i guess his hygiene habits really weren't up to snuff.

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karmakanic October 12 2005, 17:46:36 UTC
Is Linda Tripp made of ham like all the rumors say? And is her homeowners policy made of butter?

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botched_surgery October 12 2005, 18:22:17 UTC
Yes. And yes. She needed her homeowners policy to baste herself while out tanning.

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chrischerry October 12 2005, 17:28:24 UTC
I met Butch Patrick (Eddie Munster) at a comic convention. He was signing photos and drinking cans of beer out of a cooler he had behind the table.

It was one of the high points of my young life.

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archiedavis October 12 2005, 17:39:07 UTC
haha. was he drunk?

more importantly, was he wearing those little shorts?

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chrischerry October 12 2005, 17:42:53 UTC
I think his elbow had been bent all day... who can blame him? He was reduced from childstardom to signing 8x10's for zit-faced little nerds in a hotel ballroom. Sic transit gloria, I guess.

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archiedavis October 12 2005, 17:51:30 UTC
hey, it beats a nine to five!

and all those groupies who want him to dress up in his eddie munster outfit and chase them around motel rooms. AND he gets to drink on the job!!!

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jesshelga October 12 2005, 17:31:13 UTC
I don't know about seedy, but I got to ride in an elevator with Inigo Mantoya himself, Mandy Patinkin, at the Palmer House in Chicago on the way to his concert. He smelled good.

Yeah, not seedy at all, really. Not in the least. Not like Dirk "Don't Call Me Eggs" Benedict aka Face. Your description of his blandy bland "good looks" is so spot-on. Also: Dwight Schultz did rock the crazy quite effectively. Never has PTSD been so entertaining and funny.

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archiedavis October 12 2005, 17:41:01 UTC
dirk benedict is his name?
hahaha. it even sounds like someone desperately trying to seem attractive.
except for the "dont call me eggs" bit, which is pure class.

mandy patinkin?
color me jealous.
did you ask him to say the famous line from princess bride?

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jesshelga October 12 2005, 17:52:08 UTC
Mandy--and not that I know this because I have attended a dozen of his concerts--does the line at the end of every concert.

And yeah, Dirk Benedict is totally a soap actor stage name. Or at least the stage name of a frequent Charlie's Angels guest star.

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lemon_says October 13 2005, 01:10:25 UTC
Ah, Dirk. I was mad for him when I was, like, five, and he was the masterful and mischevious Starbuck on Battlestar Galactica...

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jaimeee October 12 2005, 17:47:18 UTC
most memorable? dr. ruth

when i was in college, she was one of the speakers we had booked. somehow i was put in charge of reading aloud the anonymous sex questions that people were allowed to pose to her, but that we had to filter through. a lesson in humility. when i went up to speak to her after the q & a, she told me i did a good job and do *i* have any questions.

i asked her what it was like to be on quantum leap.

also met a slew of commedians, when i used to book them. bobcat goldthwait, pablo francisco, jay mohr. oh! and i met henry rrrr(owrl)ollins. and james earl jones. and the violent femmes. who were absolutely rude. in retrospect, playing a college gig was probably not the highlight of their careers.

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archiedavis October 12 2005, 17:54:09 UTC
see?
celebrities!!!
up the wazoo!

you even met THE FAT ONE.

dr. ruth was on quantum leap? i dont remember that one.

if i had your job i would have tried to get her to say "vagina" and "penis" as many times as i could in each sentence. every time she does i burst into fits of giggle.s

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jaimeee October 12 2005, 23:34:11 UTC
yes! the fat one!

sam lept into dr. ruth in the final season, when they threw all their rules out the window and started letting him leap into celebrities.

they were getting desparate.

oh, and she said vagina & penis PLENTY.
it really is hilarious.

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