Re: It doesn't get much better than Homer and monkeysarchiedavisOctober 28 2005, 16:29:20 UTC
i always thought it much harder to go longer stretches of time. that i could function like a sexual camel, store up the erotic imput and let it sustain me.
no dice. its like giving an alcoholic a shot of whiskey and expecting that to keep them satisfied for a while.
As my Two Things entry this week can attest, I'm feeling the same need to rut shamelessly and with complete abandon. Also? Damn the air signs, hey? I've got the same reactions to things -- either weighing everything endlessly from every angle or just charging straight ahead with unbridled zeal. Where zeal = lust, lately.
i got the libra, but the scorpio rising and moon sign. diplomatic and fair minded, but with an inclination for filthy sex.
with all these advances in technology they should just make the "one night standinator" that allows you to completely relive any of your past sexual exploits, down to the most minute detail. of course, i would never leave the house. but it sure beats the sims, that is for sure.
i am a fucking live wire today. its all i can do here and sit quietly here at my desk. AND i didnt masturbate yesterday because a friend kept me out way too late. if my head explodes a la scanners, i wouldnt be a bit surprised.
I have read five separate unrelated journal entries exclaiming the same thing, and again not quite as eloquently. I too have been under this seemingly seasonal spell of sexual yen. Find yourself an outlet, and let her not be Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
I got that for a friend once because he got me one of those lipstick vibes. We each used them on a phone call once. I guess the sleeve feels weird but does the trick. Give it a shot, Mr. Stuck-Up!
you dont think i will lube up a piece of flesh colored and grooved rubber with a vagina on one and and a little brown spider on the other and stick it on my johnson? challenge accepted!
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maybe its the looming winter?
maybe some experimental drug being pumped into the water supply with the normal fluoride batches?
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However, I do think you're onto something with the change in season - the cooler weather always seems to put a spring in my step - maybe libidos too?
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no dice.
its like giving an alcoholic a shot of whiskey and expecting that to keep them satisfied for a while.
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Hear, hear on the dirty talk, too. Yow.
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diplomatic and fair minded, but with an inclination for filthy sex.
with all these advances in technology they should just make the "one night standinator" that allows you to completely relive any of your past sexual exploits, down to the most minute detail. of course, i would never leave the house. but it sure beats the sims, that is for sure.
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The more I get, the more I want. I'm like a fucking addict. Literally.
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no better place to pick up a young stud!
i have virgo in venus. i should be more prudish.
way to help out, cosmos!
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i am a fucking live wire today. its all i can do here and sit quietly here at my desk. AND i didnt masturbate yesterday because a friend kept me out way too late.
if my head explodes a la scanners, i wouldnt be a bit surprised.
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I can't get anything done today at work either. Just wasting time.
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those are the worst, especially if you are at work.
"hey, are you alright? you just get a chill?"
"uhhh...something like that."
and the less said about under the desk erections the better.
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i DO always have that "sleeve" thing that someone gave me. its like a rubbery pringles can, simulating all the exotic flavors of the birth canal.
i am almost afraid to use it.
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challenge accepted!
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anyway, aunt gladys hasnt been feeling so well since her colostomy bag done gave her the rash last time.
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