Comments | archiedavis: STICKY BUSINESS

archiedavis

STICKY BUSINESS

Nov 04, 2005 12:54

One would think that being the one of the few males in a predominantly female workplace would have its advantages ( Read more... )

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cynical5679 November 4 2005, 18:08:45 UTC

hey I dont have a limp

archiedavis November 4 2005, 18:11:03 UTC

give it time, smohammad.
give it time.

but you DO have two uteri!

cynical5679 November 4 2005, 18:29:09 UTC

I dont think Im quasi modo or anything yet though

karmakanic November 4 2005, 18:37:11 UTC

Is that picture really you?

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karmakanic November 4 2005, 18:13:42 UTC

You know Bill, I still read your journal, despite your insistance on regaling us with your turd tribulations at least 4 times a year. That's dedication.

It's always a surprise when I get halfway through your blog and find myself in the middle of a scat post; it's like an old friend stopping by to visit a spell.

archiedavis November 4 2005, 18:53:40 UTC

it was time for another scat.
they are near and dear to my heart.

and just think, there are a lot of gross things that i fail to mention here. i wallow in my own filth, i do!

you havent been posting much. is everything ok over there?

morganaus November 4 2005, 19:22:07 UTC

See, I could have written that except I'd substitute "because of" instead of "despite".

Who loves ya, Baby? Mwah, mwah.

you get a smelly malkovich archiedavis November 4 2005, 19:34:25 UTC

aw, toilet bowl mary!
i knew i could count on you.

sugarplumkitty November 4 2005, 18:21:22 UTC

Hey if it's only pee on the seat don't worry. Pee is sterile. It's the poo that carries all the nasties. Though I have to admit it grosses me out to get someone's pee on my skin.

cynical5679 November 4 2005, 18:29:35 UTC

pee is sterile inside the body, once it reaches the urethra it isn't sterile anymore

archiedavis November 4 2005, 18:56:13 UTC

what about those stories of people surviving off their own urine for weeks at a time?
i thought you could drink your own.

...not that i have tried or anything...

lucylovebiscuit November 4 2005, 19:37:15 UTC

Its the fountain of youth! Drink your own pee, and it will fix whatever ails ya. Plus you get the added bonus of pee breath.

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gashlycrumb November 4 2005, 18:30:17 UTC

Oh lord. I'm wavering between uncontrollable giggling and the rising urge to hork.

Only you, Bill, only you.

shucks! i think archiedavis November 4 2005, 18:58:10 UTC

if i had a nickel for every time someone i have been romantically linked to said that...

the_pilchard November 4 2005, 19:27:00 UTC

I think you need to get over your gender guilt about having the effrontery to be a man, and tell these dirty bitches to complete their toilet training.

A few good, meaty slaps would do no harm, either.

i am not a real man! archiedavis November 4 2005, 19:32:52 UTC

why stop there?
i think i should go "mark" my territory out there.
in plain view of all the employees.

and all the policemen who will no doubt show up.