WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS...UNFORTUNATELY

Apr 07, 2006 07:50

Every day headlines from every newspaper seem to scream the same tired, but ( Read more... )

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c_quilty April 7 2006, 11:45:31 UTC
I respectully disagree. I like Paris Hilton. I think she's funny, and a lot smarter than people imagine. She also has a smoking hot body. I've seen the video, and while she's not the most sexually responsive person, I think I could live with that, as long as mankind discovers a cure for her herpes.

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archiedavis April 8 2006, 02:37:40 UTC
i dont find her attractive at all.
most of my sexual responses tend to come from something other than the packaging alone, but even in the basest fashion i find her just unsavory, like a chunk of steak that you stick into your mouth then spit out into your napkin after a few bites.

she smarter than people imagine.
but not by much.
and since the general perception is that she almost legally brain dead, thats not a good thing.

AND she tried to copyright "that's hot".
which is so presumptuous she deserves to be driven from society and burned in effigy.

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fresita April 7 2006, 12:11:20 UTC
Did you hear they want to cast her as Mother Teresa in a movie? Good God.

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minn April 7 2006, 17:48:54 UTC
No way. For real?? :O

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fresita April 8 2006, 11:35:18 UTC
Somebody found the link in English. Mine are in Spanish. :P

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1179866,00.html

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archiedavis April 8 2006, 02:38:13 UTC
ummm.

tell me that was an april fool prank.
please.

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nakednightswimr April 7 2006, 12:25:26 UTC
Spoken from my soul.... I agree completely.

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archiedavis April 8 2006, 02:38:35 UTC
thanks.

spread the good word.

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runewise June 9 2006, 21:08:31 UTC
That is the finest icon I have ever seen.

And a fine, fine post, at that.

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blackbishop April 7 2006, 14:14:38 UTC
Yet she speaks highly of you, go figure;D
Finally another person who like me thinks Paris Hilton is unattractive, all these rave about her but she is at best a pretty girl. But I tend to think she is so insipid she doesn't rate a rant. Now the one to watch is her sister, the quiet one, the one who I suspect has a lair where she plots the downfall of the rest of her family, the taking over of the company, then the world while publicly crucifying her sister who she actually hates.
Paris Hilton is a talking manequin, her sister is a Bond villain.

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archiedavis April 8 2006, 02:39:23 UTC
i would offer to assist her sister financially in her master plan, but something tells me she doesn't need the money.

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blackbishop April 8 2006, 03:31:58 UTC
LOL

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ex_butidigre487 April 7 2006, 19:19:30 UTC
Ha, crush. I chortled at that. Not just chuffed, mind you, but really chortled.

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archiedavis April 8 2006, 02:40:25 UTC
i wouldnt fling spermatoza through a chain length fence upon her back if she was running.

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