Greetings warriors and warrioresses!

I have been playing Lego Batman for the Wii and it got me thinking and I realized something. Catwoman has to be a villian. I was thinking back to Batman Returns and Batman 1966. When ever Catwoman says the word "perfect" it comes out "purr-fect" Especially in the Batman 1966 version. Obviously to play up the ( Read more... )

I don't like reality tv. I like mockumentary tv. Office and Parks and rec. Mostly I like not realistic tv. But I was asked if I watched the olympics today and I said I don't like reality tv. Does the Olympics not fall under the category reality tv and by that token does news not fall under the heading of reality tv. And someone please explain to me ( Read more... )

You know what I hate ( Read more... )

Greetings New redeemers!

In 1968, Jack Lemmon and Walter Mathau starred in a movie called The Odd Couple. In 1970 Tony Randall and Jack Klugman starred in the TV show The Odd Couple. In 1970 Elliot Gould and Donald Sutherland starred in a movie called M*A*S*H. In 1972 Alan Alda and Wayne Rogers starred in the TV show M*A*S*H.

Now let's go the other ( Read more... )

Greetings Blue Retrievers!

"Okay here's the situation. My parents went away for a weeks vacation and they left the keys to the brand new Porsche. Will they mind well of course not." - DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince, Parents just don't understand.

I absolutely love it when critics pan a movie. I used to think that it was because when they hated a ( Read more... )

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Greetings True Believers!

So it's been a weird week. I woke up early (such as I do) and hopped in the car while Dayna still slept (such as she does) and headed my black behemoth down the back country highway towards Forfar (which was my destination) and picked up curd and tractor tires (as that is what I was craving). On my way back I steered the ( Read more... )

I gotta get this off my chest.

This has bugged me since 1991. I didn`t like it then and I didn`t like it again when it happened more recently. I am talking of course about Batman Returns and Batman: The Dark Knight. What do these two movies have in common you may ask? I mean besides over the performances and other such tings whiney american critics ( Read more... )

Look Ma! A twister is a-comin'!

A woman at work overheard a conversation that I was having with someone and she succinctly summed up our conversation by saying the classic;

"Too many chiefs not enough indians."

To which I replied

"The problem is not that we have too many chiefs, We don't have any chiefs and the indians are running the place. There is ( Read more... )

An open letter to the people who watched the person steal my blue box.

Well, you knew it wasn't his. Did you think he was just borrowing it? Why didn't you stop him? Why didn't you yell at him? "Hey, that's Lyle's blue box, and we love him." You should have stopped him, done something, anything! You are responsible for the death of the planet now ( Read more... )