Today was almost eventful. I blew through a stop sign on the way to work and came three inches from having the front end of my car ripped right off ( Read more... )

I have previously stated that I like Mondays more that Fridays putting me in the lowest percetile in the world. But here is how my day went today ( Read more... )

So I am going to try an plant a flowerbed and a garden this summer. I have raked the front flowerbed and I am goin to have the garden tilled mid-may. I figured I was tr and grow things from seeds instead of seedlings ( Read more... )

I think I like Mondays better than Fridays now. Now before you go crazy I will explain ( Read more... )

On Thursday my Grandfather passed away. A man once said; "Don't be a great man, just be a man. Let history figure it out." I know my Grandpa was a great man by the legacy he left behind. I myself was named after my Grandpa, Lyle. My nephew Thatcher's middle name is Lloyd. My cousin Del was given the middle name Forsyth. Lyle Lloyd Forsyth. It is ( Read more... )

Yesterday Imogene passed away. I wish I could say that it was from natural causes but I had to make the tough decision that she had to be euthanized. I know I am not the first to make that decision but it's the first time I had to make that decision. Imogene had what I call the Trifecta. A cyst on the base of her tail that was so large she was ( Read more... )

So, It's Easter morning and the coolest part is that my Sister and my Nephews stayed over last night. The uncool part is why they stayed here instead of my mom's like usual. Yesterday my mom told my sister she was going to an anniversary party for "one hour" My sister called her all day. Finally once we were all settled in last night my mom finally ( Read more... )

Gratings Cheese Redeemers!

So the big news is that my mom has a boyfriend. Which I suppose is not news really. But I had to phone my sister as soon as I found out and we were talking about pretty much everything.

Background:
As you all know there is this girl at my work named Shannon. well she's made it her mission to ask me a question every week. ( Read more... )

Geez! It's frickin late.

So I had this great idea for a post. I was going to give all the married people marriage advice and then give all the parents parenting advice. Not being married and not having any kids of my own I thought that would be hilarious. With tongue planted firmly in cheek I was going to just write point after point about things I ( Read more... )

Greetings Frank Lloyd Wrightians!

October 16th, 2009 I was here writing about my genius way to stop your other from stealing bed covers. Well here I am five months later with a recant. This stupid trick doesn't work ever.

If you make the bed so it's a little more on your side, you steal the covers. If you move them so they are a little on their side ( Read more... )