Today, I am...egged and buttered, and soon to be minced and kidneyed.

Oh my gosh, I finally got the Lariese Moisturiser.

Yay!

Can't believe it.

Smells so delicious. I want to eat it.

Dear R,

You were a really generous person. I'm sad that you weren't blessed more. The world doesn't deserve a person like you, who's willing to do so much for so little payback.

The bolded ones are true!

You Know You're Chinese When....

You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year. (Well my parents do anyway...)

You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. Yes and use them next year! XD

When there is a sale on toilet ( Read more... )

I can run away and never come home again, stab and skin myself, hang my skin on barbed wires and what'll they say? They'll say that I'm doing all that to CONTROL them. They think they know what's wrong with me. Yes, it's all my own fault. It's because I'm disobedient and choose not to be 'normal'.
Oh, listen to what Mother's saying now. 'What did ( Read more... )