*decides that in order to win the clone war, Leviathan needs to take them down one by one rather than go after the mother, even though that tactic worked well in The Eaters of the Dead*

*abandons the old lady hobbit on the mysterious island (like the one in the Jules Verne novel, only without Captian Nemo or capybaras) and goes to a secret ( Read more... )

*unbeknownst to the Hobbits of the Shire, Leviathan lurks in the waterways of that fair land, watching the clone war Hobbits and trying to decide which one is the original*

*takes many notes*

*ponders ominously quietly*

*plot plot plot plot plot plot plot plot plot plot

*finishes watching a film with some really good fx but some really noticable lack of acting*

*decides to take a swim around - check things out*

*notices Bingo*

*notices Iorhael*

*notices Mr. Frodo*

*to self* Dear Eru! Clones!

*swims away to contemplate the creation of a rebel army to fight the clones*

*surfaces off the coast of Middle Earth*

*contemplates*

*frolics in the deep ocean*

*hopes Tiger remembered to carry out his promise to tell Hobbits that Leviathan helped him and is a good creature, not an evil one*

*eats fish*

*reaches the sea and is FREE from Hobbits, for the moment*

*FREE*

*frolics a bit, then swims off*

*lurks beneath the surface, much like that Ron/Draco/Umbridge fanfic you read the first five paragraphs of before you had to poke your eyes out with a q-tip*

My ship is gone! And my spoons! My spoons were on the ship!*thrashes tentacles about wildly in anger and sorrow and frustration ( Read more... )

*surfaces*

*hears faint sounds of Bingo's party*

*wishes she could go*

*considers crashing, but remembers that not always nice not a Hobbit and the slightly less mean than the mean hobbit live there*

*thrashes about in the water in frustration at her lack of social skills*

*dives down and looks for fish*

*despite not receiving any holiday presents, not even a fruitcake from that lady Hobbit who looks like the less mean than the mean Hobbit, Leviathan decides to share the bounty of the pond in the only way she knows how ( Read more... )