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Hi Neal
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My FB friends will have the pleasure of reading about how my acupuncturist diagnosed me with a damp spleen and how that pisses me off because I googled it and a damp spleen = a sedentary lifestyle and that's not true BIZNATCH ( Read more... ) -
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Remember that bitch aunt of mine who implied that I weighed 300 pounds on Thanksgiving? Well she has taken to commenting on virtually EVERYTHING my parents, brothers and SILs post to FB (including one comment on my SIL's post about how a prisoner at work [she works in a jail] commented that she'd gained weight -- Suzy said something about how ( Read more... ) -
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Reasons Why My Aunt Suzy is a BEEEEYOTCH and Also Why I am Officially Not Keeping Ties with Her Ass Anymore After Her Behavior on Thanksgiving ( Read more... ) -
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The Amazing Race Winner just texted me to tell me that her adorable boyfriend who I think is exactly perfect for her just proposed. It's funny how a girl can be SO LEGITIMATELY happy for them and bummed that I have to keep waiting all at the same time.
Yay/Boo. But mostly yay.
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Blast from the past
Anyone remember Transitional Boyfriend? This was a dude at work who I had the hots for circa 2005. I hadn't SEEN him (except for on the jumbotron at a local sports team events because he works for the team as a side gig) in like five years and I've only talked to him a time or two because he also happens to be a DJ on one of the local radio ( Read more... ) -
Hi LJ. I still love you. Here, let me prove it by posting a long, boring work rant!
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I probably won't be messaging this dude because I can not meet his needs, but it's a shame because he's 6'6", bearded and handsome:
I think amputee women are hot ( Read more... ) -
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I've been too busy working and juicing and working and juicing to have more than a vague awareness of:
1. The earthquake on the east coast, though I did read FB post from a fellow west coaster that was all "California is yawning right now." (I think that might have been you, jameth2. There's a hurricane or something coming to the east coast now? What? ( Read more... ) -
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AND OMG YOU GUYS! I just realized that one year ago today I was finding out that Joe had been lying to me about having a new girlfriend! Today is the anniversary of the "Your standards are so impossibly high that you'll always be alone" text ( Read more... )