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listening to "Joe Public - Live And Learn [org clip]" on Blip
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i need a rommate.
call all of your crazy friends and tell them.
please don't.
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this was an autosaved draft. i don't remember when i wrote this, but i like it.
the other day i had a memory about my ex that was so terrible that it made me cancel out every nice thought that i ever had about him and swear that if i ever saw him again i'd give him "the business ( Read more... ) -
didn't we already know denise richards was a hooker?
>> Big Questions <<
What people are asking this week
Her reality show should ensure that she
never works again in her day job. So which
US actress's previous career was as a
high-class Hollywood hooker? And one of the
things that made her hate her ex-husband
was that he was happy to tell friends
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droo, i miss you too! also, i know how to make co-workers feel good.
my co-worker was having a bad day.
i asked her if i could cheer her up.
she said i could cheer her up.
i told her i would make something to cheer her up.
armed with a sharpie and a pre-printed company envelope, this is what immediately followed:
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gadzooks!
i was just playing this game called "who's younger?" or older... or something.
the pictures are randomly generated.
lookee.
i came across this gem!
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pillowtalk. please provide input.
how we got onto the subject of this, not entirely too sure, but ( Read more... ) -
i still can't spell apocalypse...
co-worker lady.: who says "okey dokey artichokey?"
dezh.: i say "okey dokey harry ioki." but that's just me...
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hold music.
I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!
whoever the sadistic fuck is that decided to put don't want to lose you on the hold music is gonna fall down some stairs and once they are down for the count, i'm gonna come in and break their kneecaps.
don't get me wrong, i love gloria estefan, but that song...
OY.
