SPOILER ALERT: why miami vice is the greatest movie ever made...

[aregularmess]

first things first.
is there pastel in this movie?
kinda. once. it was an oxford, so i'm not sure if it counts.
hey, bait did wear a linen suit.

did they wear socks?
i didn't see any no-socks, so i'm guessing they had socks and were ashamed to show their socked ankles.

hmmm.
do i want to see this movie?
probably not.
would i want to see it with

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[gonadsandstrife]

Ugh. I can't I just...can't. No Don Johnson. No Edward James Olmos. No Philip Michael Thomas. No Glenn Frey.

Chris Cornell is doing the theme song for Casino Royale. Gods save us all.

[aregularmess]

yeah, i was kinda against the whole movie. but figured as long as i saw it with amusing friends, i'd have a good time.
farrell is no johnson. NO JOHNSON.
and foxx is no thomas.
but that movie is hilarious as all fuck.
i can't believe that that much money was wasted on that movie. it makes the movie even more worth it.

[lizbaillie]

Are you talking about the scene in Booty Call when the dude wraps himself in saran wrap? Or did I dream that?