my dreams make for good pillowtalk.

[aregularmess]

so, the boy comes over even after i explain if he shows up, there will be no coitus.
the following conversation takes place after waking up from no-sex-because-i'm-on-my-period-non-sex-sex-induced-sleep.

dezh.: *sir. i had a dream about sandworms.
*sir.: [sheepishly.] really?
dezh.: yeah. and not like beetlejuice sandworms. but like, tremors

Comments

[thindropsofrain]

this entry was entirely made of awesome.

i also agree with you on top chef. ilan should have gone home, but i REALLY wish cliff didn't have immunity in the last episode and that he went home instead of mia D=
fuck cliff after that episode... he was one of my favorites too.
i still can't believe they picked betty. she's done SO well and been in the top three loads more times than the bottom. she was ROBBED!

[aregularmess]

FUCK BETTY

[thindropsofrain]

LMAO

[aregularmess]

yeah, i wasn't thrilled about cliff and his treament of mia, but i was kinda like... mia's fucked up, so...
but it's not like he was a dick to her because she's fucked up. it's because he's a dick.

i hate betty.

yeah, that definitely wasn't cool of ilan.
if i had gluttony...
i woulda made some brisket, pork chops, fried chicken, cornbread, bbq ribs, yams with pineapple, mashed potatoes, cheese grits, collard greens, shrimp fritters, hush puppies, crabcakes, smashed apples, peach and blueberry cobbler, oysterbaked cornbread, a grits pie, smothered in a combination of gravy and jello.
and that would've been the correct ilan response to marcel's existence.
then i woulda smacked betty with a fucking turkey leg.