what do you do when you walk in to your dorm room in the afternoon and the temperature in said room is 100 degrees and you dont have air conditioning?

option A: buy a fan and hope for the best

option B: get the bigest package of ben and jerrys you can find turn your shower on as cold as it will go and sit in the shower enjoying said ice cream

I  ( Read more... )

 Hi my name is Natalie Carpenter and I am addicted to sugar. There I said it now someone please help me get over this please. 

 As the large oaf in front of me twiddles her greasy frizzy mud colored hair, i ask myself why am i in this class? not only is the oaf in front of me the most disturbing creature i have encountered this far, but there also appears to be noxious fumes escaping the shit colored straw upon that...head...of hers ( Read more... )

 Dear Emotions,

I am devorcing you, I gave you a shot and I just can't handle it. 
Maybe I can give you another shot on thursday...but that could just end in disaster.

Goodbye,
Natalie

EDIT: Ok you can come back now, ^_^ i forgive you and you make me happy!

Altitude sickness- really sucks
80 miles of hiking- really long
sleeping in the snow in a tent- cold
not understanding anything anyone says- confusing
taxi rides through mountains- scary
eating jungle worms-taste's like coconut
seeing amazonian river dolphins- amazing
fishing and eating phiranna-...interesting
holding a cute but high sloth- adorable
loic's ( Read more... )

 I believe I have found my religion: Me.

Ok so I know that sounds conceited but hear me out first.

In the religion of me, my body is the "temple" and my brain is essentially "god" in the sense that it controls what goes on else where in the world of my body. So in the religion of me the rules to follow are simple and really go off of common sense.

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You know that one saying about getting lost in the woods?

The one that goes:  " If you become seperated from your group while hiking, stay in one spot so that it is easier to locate you instead of having both parties moving around on an endless search."

That saying should be applied to real life.

it would make things so much easier...

            It would seem by this point that my head would be about to explode. Those countless hours spent on homework, swim team, and other various scholastic activities. However, having the strong mental capacity that I have I was able to overcome this mind blowing amount of work and achieve greater operating levels. However the greatest part of ( Read more... )

 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Im falling apart at the seams

So after spending the last 12 and a half hours staring at my computer I have finnaly completed what i think to be a very well put together extended essay ( Read more... )