Lord, give me the strength to fold this laundry.

Early, early this morning I woke up in the spare bedroom which belongs to a Guinea Pig called Lucilla. I was lying on the floor on a pile of blankets that is always just lying on the floor in that room. However, I can't for the life of me understand why I would move from my own bed, through the bathroom, and into the second bedroom and throw ( Read more... )

Why does Julianne Moore always play 50's housewives?

At present the American economy is in a position that does not provide the opportunity for me to acquire a job that is A)Not in a factory, B)Not in Fast-Food, and C)Pays more than six dollars an hour. Thusly, I am gainfully unemployed and probably shall remain so for many more months. This is sad. I have applied for several jobs and I can't help ( Read more... )

I'm too young to hate the future.

Well, I'm depressed, but that's nothing new. Of course it isn't. I've been thinking. Perhaps I should become a hippy. You know, rove around the country taking LSD, singing the praises of free-love and peace and all that rot. But then again, I wouldn't believe any of it, but be doing it completely for the lazy lifestyle ( Read more... )

Well I haven't written in this thing in about six-hundred years ( Read more... )

So yeah, I'm at school again. House is all moved in and shit. All roommates will be together in the approximately twenty or so minutes until Jen gets here. I've already read 100 pages of Don Quixote today, which is fucking great, seeing as how I only have like ten more days to read it all before the first seminar of the year. Uh, Junior year may ( Read more... )

I HAVE FINISHED.

IT WAS WONDERFUL.

SIMPLY WONDERFUL.

I do have to say, I called a lot of it beforehand, but whatevs man, whatevs.

Kali gashed her head open real bad and I took her to the hospital yesterday. By the time we were done, (nine staples later and a few chats with a very nice Med Student named Chris) I was too tired and sort of upset at seeing her skull to attend the Harry Potter Midnight Release of the LAST Book ( Read more... )