Congradulations on excellent marks in your 60 question quiz my fellow students! I thought I was being too tough at first, but I think perhaps I have underestimated you... Maybe next time Ill extend it by ten short answer questions?

( The average mark for total students is 79.25! )

What is considered proper teacher-student ethic if you catch one of the male students singing a seemingly very feminine and irritating pop song in full blast across the corridor when youre trying to teach?

[Private: For Neville]
Neville Longbottom... Perhaps you should save that racket to the choir?
[/Private]

( Owl to Lockhart )

Now, you are all aware that I dont usually give homework... Although I do supply the occassional quiz or two to see how you are all going ( Read more... )

Well I cant say anything interesting has happened recently, aside from the loss of dear Ms. Warbeck from the staffroom, she has decided to run off to join Gilderoy Lockhart. Sigh. There goes to end to my happy days. Mildred's happy days have gone for the past week, I simply do not know why ~ one might guess shes missing her dear employer - god ( Read more... )

Do you ever get the impression that something is askew? I popped down the hall from my Ancient Runes Class to get my reading classes when I suddenly see this 6th year Gryffindor popping out of class from divination. I talked to dear Trelawney about it of course, she was sure that Ms. Brown was present, seeing that its one of her most enjoyed ( Read more... )

Singing to Bubotubers make them grow! Its a given fact! Ask Pomfrey!

( Song to Bubotubers )

I just found out where Celestina Warbeck lives! I am sending her flowers by the dozen to win her nightingale heart!

I need a new haircut!

• 01:10am Argle places booklet under whomping willows and hides somewhere inconspicuously behind some bushes
  
• 01.25am Argle notices Celestina Warbeck walking mechanically down the hallways and runs after her, pen in hand.
  
• 01.35am Argle, notices something unnatural about Celestina Warbeck but continues to ask for an autograph.
  
• 01.45am Returns to the ( Read more... )

Umm I was walking around searching for someone when I happened to stumble across this booklike contraption someone has left lying around. I dont think the content is really suitable for any students to find, so it is lucky that I have it.

If any of you know who it belongs to, contact me.

( Users Manual for 2003 Super Deluxe Mindy Doll )

Bubotubers are fascinating plants. They are so majestic and unique looking... Much more tame in a sense than the screaming mandrakes. As I was singing to them, I realised that I know all the words to Celestina Warbeck's latest album! Ahem ( Read more... )