For those who already thought that the Nobel Peace Prize was a joke, and had such confirmed again recently, here's an actual but related spoof:

IAEA Embarrassment As Nobel Committee Develops Warhead - [ link ]

I've decided that I'm going to go to the food court at Spectrum at 6:00 tomorrow (Friday) evening, and I will have already purchased my ticket for a 7:50pm showing, at the Spectrum, at that point. I plan to go into the theater at about 7:15 ( Read more... )

OK, so tomorrow is the orientation for the school of engineering. And tonight, before going to sleep, I'm going to watch Falling Down.

I am probably the only person I know, other than my dad, who saw Mr Payback [ IMDB Link ]. The movie was an awesome idea, but is more suited for DVD than for movie theaters. But, of course, releasing a DVD in 1995 wasn't the best of ideas.

So, they're doing it with a kids story: The Abominable Snowman [ IMDB link ]. Fine, so interactive movies are ( Read more... )

So, it isn't playing at Big Newport nor is it playing at Spectrum.


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There are weird times in the comments showing up. They're chronological, they're just not anything I can make sense out of. Anyone know how I can get it to be pacific time (24 hour clock preferred, but not required)?

To those of my friends who were following an argument on another journal and were offended, I can say merely that I apologize and that I'm sorry.

Some points of view, I have learned, are beyond satire - or go beyond recognition when used as such.

In addition to apologizing to people on my friends list, I would like to apologize to maniakes, whose ( Read more... )

I pulled this off of the bash feed. This is awesome:

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you know how my wife looks really young right?
yeah - she looks about 15
we'd been playing tennis and she was in little shorts and a t-shirt
we went to a mall and i figured i'd embarrass her with a bit sloppy kiss..
lol - you bastard!
after i'd slobbered all over her, she pushed me ( Read more... )

I spent a good bit of this afternoon putting together a bookshelf.

Man, hard to do.

OK, we all know Yakov Smirnoff for a famous quote:

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.

Apparantly he's also the source of another great quote I've heard plenty of times:

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at ( Read more... )