Woah.
Grey's Anatomy hit a little too close to home tonight. I found out this week that my grandpa has cancer in his esophagus. He also needs radiation and chemo. Luckily that's the extent of it as far as we know.
*knock on wood*

Has anyone watched Gordon Ramsey's The F Word? I never EVER thought I'd hear the phrase "scrotal temperature" while watching a food show.

I worry about my mood swings. They're...whimsical. One minute I'm cursing humanity for necessitating announcements reminding us to put garbage in a fucking trash can and the next minute I'm positively giddy ( Read more... )

What the hell is going on today?
Britney Spears isn't suprising anyone,
Doogie Howser is GAY, and
Cartoon's been outted!
(I'd also like to direct your attention to the fact that Cartoon Dude's lawyer is named Steve Zissou. Seriously.)

Goddamn, lostwriter77. No matter what "authorities" say, aren't you glad you moved ( Read more... )

"What is love? A chemical reaction? An artificial significance ascribed to instinctual physical comforts? A capitalistic lie endorsed by opportunistic greeting card companies? A tool for lazy songwriters? A town in Saskatchewan? Seven points in Scrabble?" - Guest Strip of Sam and Fuzzy

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!This is by far my favorite holiday. I genuinely think the world would be a much chiller place if we had more federally-acknowledged dress-up days. Everyone needs to escape and be someone else once in a while. It's for sanity purposes ( Read more... )

Just for the record, it is 100% WRONG to still be at work after 5pm on a Friday. A dark, rainy, disgusting Friday. There are few things that have been keeping my spirits up ( Read more... )

I don't really understand how there are guys out there who actually think that it's a compliment to say, "Hey baby, you're bouncing a lot!" How do you even respond to that?
"Yeah. It happens."

*shakes head*

And yeah, djlindee, remember in your study when I said black men in particular really seem to like me for some reason? I ran an errand for my boss ( Read more... )

Haven't posted in FOREVER...good to know I'm still alive, eh?!
While I was gone, doctor_wombat disappeared! Where did you go, doctor_wombat?? Are you out there? I hope everything is ok and you've vanished because you won the lottery or something and flew off with your love to a remote desert island that you purchased with your winnings ( Read more... )

Tagged by djlindee"Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yours" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names ( Read more... )

It's that time of the year again...
Have I grown up since the last one?
Shit, man.
I think I really have.

I'm in such a different place now, it's mind-boggling. Especially since so much hasn't changed at all. Things have...normalized. (As much as they possibly can, anyway.)
But I still miss what was lost.*Shakes out brain ( Read more... )