♈ 002

[ariesapocalypse]

| A ♈ P H O N E ; unfiltered | I feel I must apologize for the last time I used this audio hook of yours. I have tried to educate myself since then, but I think your human schools do not really fulfill their intended purpose. I don’t find them particularly enlightening

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B

[shoeofbaileys]

[About that lake Aradia?

After one of your failed attempts to get in it, you'll see a weird, green-skinned fish man poking his head up from the water. Just staring at you.]

What you doing? You not know how to handle water, hmm?

[ariesapocalypse]

( still ankle deep, Aradia eyes him uncertainly. )

Not exactly, no.

[shoeofbaileys]

[He's just staying in his little spot of the lake for the moment, eyeing you back.]

Well it ain't no hard shit. You just gotta get in. Water all ain't gonna bite you.

[ariesapocalypse]

But can't you drown?

A

[wizardoftheweek]

I believe I qualify as a Gemeni, though I've never put much stock in that sort of thing.

[ariesapocalypse]

Are you adaptable, witty, and imaginative? That's what the magazine says Gemini should be.

[wizardoftheweek]

... Perhaps?

[ariesapocalypse]

Then there's at least some truth to it.

B

[k1_sauce]

[> See weird gray horned alien girl.

> See weird gray horned alien girl squeak.

> Stare and think weird gray horned alien girl is cute.]

[ariesapocalypse]

( scrambling back to the shore, she spots him. )

Can I help you.

[k1_sauce]

Oi, aren't I supposed to be saying something like that? Don't you want me to take you to my leader?

[ariesapocalypse]

Honestly I have no interest in your leader. And I doubt they have any interest in me.

You sound familiar...we talked before, didn't we?

A

[bullsit]

Is this another, um, important facet of human culture?

[ariesapocalypse]

It seems to be primarily important to adolescent females.

[bullsit]

Oh. Could you, maybe, explain what you know anyway, since it seems sort of interesting, and all?

[ariesapocalypse]

As far as I can tell, there are twelve "zodiac signs" which correspond with different times of year as well as constellations. Which one your wriggling day corresponds with determines your personality and romantic compatibility with others.