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Yo, Mayfield, oh maybe I should have said, hello, because yo sounds possibly not quite serious enough, for what I am about to say, anyway, this is Tavros, who is still, actually quite alive, I think, and that is what I called to say ( Read more... ) -
sHR♉♉MFIELD,
ACTION; DOWNTOWN
[It isn't until he's walking back from school that the realization hits him. While before he could feel the hard thump of his vascular organ increasing with every step, about to pound right out of his chest - he couldn't feel it anymore. It was completely gone, replaced by a deafening silence and a ringing in his aurical sponge ( Read more... ) -
eLEVEN,
So, uh, hey Mayfield, it is Tavros, again, and I really didn't mean to say that this time, since I was sort of hoping maybe I have spoken enough at this point, to not have to, but it is kind of too late to take that back ( Read more... ) -
tEN,
What is up, uh, Mayfield, this is Tavros, which I'm kind of hoping, at some point I will stop having to announce, but I am just making sure.
What is a quarterback, and, uh, why do people keep hitting me, and then congratulating me for, um, being one, because I am not really sure, it is something I actually am? -
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[ wow everyone sure is depressed lately it is time for the newly-confident Toreador to HELP CHEER EVERYONE UP with the power of
HILAROUS JOKES!!!!
these atrocious things all come over the phone and are also all hilarious okay BEGIN LAUGHING NOW ]
[ A. ] Hey, uh, do you know if your thermal hull is running?
[ B. ] Um, hi, I am calling here, today, to ( Read more... ) -
bOWL-O-RAMA, | locked to stealsluck
[ wow there sure are a lot of balls in here
and what is a bowl-o-rama
who cares, tavros is too busy trying to figure out why he is filled with an overwhelming sense of dread and horror
did someone bring the Raid? ] -
sEVEN,
Hi, Mayfield, uh, it is me, as in Tavros, to get that put over the line, where everyone now knows it ( Read more... ) -
sIX,
Hey, Mayfield, it's me again. Me being, Tavros, but I might have said that enough already, so I didn't really need to repeat it, whoops.
. . . Uh, I might have missed something, while I was asleep.
Actually, I am definitely sure that I missed things, on account of the fact, um, that I was asleep on purpose, so that I would miss the things, that were ( Read more... )