Hello livejournal. It's almost 2020, I can't believe I remembered how to login to you!

Thanks to technology
there is a rifle now
with a computer built in
that can hit a target
moving twenty miles an hour
from a mile away.

Meanwhile, I still manage
to miss the trash can
from less than three feet away
and sigh as I pick
my discarded banana peel
up off of the floor.

If there is one thing I hate,
it is being limited to choosing only one thing to hate.

Flash Mobs are stupid.
Every time I read about one I hope everyone involved gets hit by a train.
But they never do.
They just keep dancing
And smiling
And who the fuck cares?
If someone tried to surprise me with a flash mob
I would surprise them with a flash punch to the face.

If Nine Inch Nails
and Ja Rule ever toured...

It could be the Ninja tour.

I will keep this simple ( Read more... )

Ex-Humes Day: One Hundred Twenty Two

http://ex-hume.blogspot.com/2013/02/day-one-hundred-twenty-two.html

The end of the road?

I remember the whisper
more than anything else.
Soft and warm
and quiet and close
and BEAUTIFUL.

If a kiss is romantic
then a whisper is...
Perfect.

So close to silence so far.

We can't see the future
And we forget the past
At least we can enjoy the present
As we stumble off the cliff.

There's no such thing as trolls...

...

Then how do you explain all the dead unicorns.