So I just went down to my leasing office to pick up a package for my girlfriend. Sometimes they deliver it to the office instead of our apartment because the postal people here are absolute fucking morons ( Read more... )

The amount of money and time I invest into my Halloween costumes might seem crazy to some people. So far this year I believe my total is running somewhere right around 600 dollars and I haven't even bought the lights yet which will run another couple hundred ( Read more... )

This is why the postal service here is failing. Take note, I live in Chula Vista, lets see how the postal service handles sending a package to me:

Chula Vista, CA, United States 03/26/2011 7:35 A.M. Arrival ScanBaldwin Park, CA, United States 03/26/2011 3:51 A.M. Departure Scan ( Read more... )

When you killed yourself, you didn't just kill yourself ( Read more... )

Detroit ( Read more... )

You don't need self help ( Read more... )

New strategy for my Tron Costume. Just ordered 75 dollars worth of L200 1/4" Minicel Foam. Still intend to use the wetsuit as the base, but will create the main armor out of the foam and make it so that once the wetsuit is zipped up, it can be easily attached ( Read more... )

I hate you daylight savings time. You thief. You whore. Always sneaking up, always upsetting the natural order of things. When I am king, I will abolish such nonsense.

Have you seen that Cash for Gold commercial, where they act they they are paying top dollar for the road to hell? Pretty funny. I mean, if the road to hell is paved in gold that shit has got to be worth some money so it makes sense that Cash For Gold would get in on the deal ( Read more... )

Dim the lights and gather round ( Read more... )