So where are my fellow dwarves, anyway?

(By the way, I am NOT a rock anymore. ((Yes. That is what an older-than-shit refernece looks like.)) I'm just... me. Because old-mun is TOO LAZY TO FIND ME A REAL... IMAGE. THING.)

... Erebor's still standing, right?

arkenstone and othosb.

MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!

*is in a rock*

For you two lovely newlyweds!

For ladyamarie, from my personal jewel collection, a necklace, made all from diamonds. And the matching earings.

For finrodfelagund, diamond-studded golf clubs. Because. Golf is fun. :)

Enjoy, kiddies.

I have been a very bad mun and have actually been having a life lately. So I'm behind. Seriously bad. After I weed through all of these 3000 posts, I'll get my ass into some storylines.

Whee.

Dinny... uh, sorry about the pies. =|

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I am going up to my golden chamber and going to bed.

NO PIE.

Paladin came back with me to the mountain today. Of course, he had to inspect the kitchen, and upon liking it, began to make a pie. Apple. It's better than my baker's pies.

We've cleaned up the guest area, and if anyone's up for a nice vacation from insanity, you're welcome to come. Paladin will make you pie.

I need help. I know, I know, two people have already done this. I don't care.

I need to find someone perfect for Thorin. Older. But not ugly.

Any help would be nice. Don't really have a prize, or anything. Would a thank you suffice?