This just really friggin scares me to no end. Watch this movie trailer, and then come back to read the post ( Read more... )

Today the carpet people are here redoing the downstairs carpet thanks to an untimely A/C leak that ruined it. I think I hate the word "untimely" now that I think about it. You always use it to refer to something that would NEVER be timely, like "the untimely death of so and so". I'm sure that person is happy knowing that at some point it would ( Read more... )

Have you ever needed to do something that you couldn't do right then (maybe it was out in your car and you were still getting ready to walk out the door) and you were so sure that you'd forget to do it that you'd say it over and over again in your head until you could do it so you wouldn't forget? Ever taken it one step further and actually ( Read more... )

Watched the Idol finale. Was pretty good, I guess. Catherine needs to go take a long walk on a short pier. Sure, she can sing her ass off, but she has the personality of a teeny bopper and I've grown tired of her. Sadly, I fear she may win the competition ( Read more... )

I just got every last ounce of shit scared right the fuck out of me. I'm sitting at my computer browsing for music, and as I look up from my keyboard, I notice a spider about 2 or 3 inches across had lowered himself down from the ceiling about 4 inches from my face. For about two seconds, I didn't get it...I think my brain just froze like a deer ( Read more... )

We, the IT dept at our organization, are currently one of the most hated entities in the civilized world. We have begun enforcement via group policy, per Army directive mind you, of Smart Card logins. Apparently this makes us the devil. I'm not sure what the problem is. Instead of having to type a long username and password, all you have to do ( Read more... )

Since our building has a short-order cook on duty most of the day, I had a habit of eating a really bad breakfast every morning . I'd regularly get a couple of fried eggs with cheese, hashbrowns, and some bacon. So I decided I'd do a little shopping at Sam's Club and bring some things to work to help remedy that. I figured I'd get a good sized ( Read more... )

Someone on my friends list made an immigrant-related post that reminded me of a great email I received not too long ago. Here it is, in all it's glory ( Read more... )

So Jennifer and I went up to the Eastern shore this weekend. Neat place, but not very developed. Kinda reminded me of when I'd visit family in Matthews county. Was kind of amusing that for every gas station we passed, there were at least two tractor dealerships...and by dealership, I mean a small run-down building with a bunch of farm equipment ( Read more... )

If ever there was a day that people should die randomly because of my suffering, today is that day my friends. No explanation, no detail of events, just know that people *should* be dying, but they aren't, and I don't know how to remedy that (without repercussion).