Ooh, I just saw a banner on Newgrounds for Underworld Evolution (Underworld 2, I fathom) opening January 20th. Ultimate Movie Followup Movie of Ultimateness Night, anyone?

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Gaaah i dont know what to do for a monologue

help please

Really, please.

edit: I'm SERIOUS, please. I'm no good at finding monologues and the only source I have is a dinky little "Monologue Book for [whiny] Teens" that was written by some Mormon guy.

Wow! I always wanted to see a comic that combined robots AND Judaism!
Hooray!
www.shabot.com!

edit: shabot6000.com

My first Viennese ball! Warning: superficial generalizations of my good time follow. The food was great. At first it sucked becasue I couldn't find anyone I knew to dance with (no girls, at least). Basically, got better once Ryan showed up, in full pirate regalia! Finally talked to some people (Shakespeare troupers, for the most part (even though I ( Read more... )

Enter pirates!

I often think abou how little protection my house would offer if a plague of zombies breaks out. With that in mind, I decided to do an analysis of my house. I call it the Zombie Attack Home Evaluation. I guess I'll rate my house on a scale of one to ten, based on security, resources, and whatever else I can think of. Right now I don't feel like ( Read more... )

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2002/01/10deathstar.html

"O N T H E I M P L A U S I B I L I T Y O F
T H E D E A T H S T A R ' S
T R A S H C O M P A C T O R . "

To Ryan et al., whatever happened to that movie-watching party that was planned?

I'm thinking of writing a college essay based on the topic of pirates vs ninjas. possible diretions I could take the paper are discussing which is cooler, who would beat whom in a fight, or maybe even who I would rather have as a friend and why. I'm trying to come up with a list of pros and cons. Right now I have:
PiratesPROS: cutlasses, pistols, ( Read more... )