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It's alive! It's huge!
Cloverfield comes out out Friday. Anyone want to go see it with me? -
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This day was fucking horrible. And I get to wake up to a fucking Monday morning tomorrow. Woo. -
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Believe in miracles. Where you from? You sexy thing. -
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
So.....as I type this. I'm looking over my shoulder....like some fucking paranoid 9/11 conspiracy theorist.....because I AM paranoid. I'm afraid that any second, a certain very short, very old, very creepy person that I work with will sneek up behind me, say creepy things, and feel my hair. Because it happens WAY too fucking often. Today I realized ( Read more... ) -
Dude, you've got some Artz on you.....
FINALLY, I HAVE LOST SEASON 3!!!!!!!!!! I'm so fucking happy. Yesterday, they took our department out for lunch, I saw a movie that I didn't think I would like (But I did), I ate a good steak, and bought LOST. Now, I just ate some free pecan pie (Booyahkasha), So that's pretty much the best way to get a day going. I think I'm going to watch ( Read more... ) -
The time has come.
So I staved off on the Norris facts for a long time. But I've got to post these. Chuck himself picked these as his favorites.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of ( Read more... )
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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The Canoe Man
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/12/06/missing.canoeist/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
What a crazy and stupid bastard. This 57 year old british man faked his death five years ago, so his wife could collect on his life insurance and selling the house, which was around 800,000. I'm sure this kind of thing gets done often. But why, oh why, would you ( Read more... ) -
Darlin, won't you ease my worried mind?
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/12/04/teacher.sex/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
Usually a couple of times a year, there's a story in the news about a female teacher having sex with a teenage boy. And according to my memory, that may be shaky, the teachers are always....always HOT. What the fuck. Where were these hot teachers willing to fuck students ( Read more... ) -
Hahahahaha
I was just on the phone with a lady. She randomly screames, says Oh My God. Then she tells me that the meter man just saw her naked. Hahahahahaha. -
Heroes
I would REALLY not want to be Adam Monroe. Hiro is CRAZY!!!!
In other news. Nathan was the man, I grieve him. Nathan pretty much saved the world by helping Peter realize what the fuck he's doing. Also, HRG was totally the assassin that shot him. Has to be. It kinda sucks that Nikki died, she was fun to look at I guess. It's really bad ass that ( Read more... )