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bah, i'm so lazy at writing nowadays, i wonder if my skills are all atrophied and shriveled. probably need a shot in the arm, if not the brain. -
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these just a couple hypotheticals taken from "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" (written by Chuck Klosterman). check 'em out... and send me some responses, as i'm interested in hearing your take on them.
1. Suppose you have won a prize. The prize has two options, and you can choose either (but not both). The first option is a year in Europe with a ( Read more... ) -
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i'm all paid up for summer classes, which officially makes me a part time student (as opposed to a slacker doing a half-assed one-shot deal ( Read more... ) -
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a hard day at the grind, followed by a hard night at the laundry bar with the homies (drummin base), only to come to the parking lot to a stolen fuckin' bike. i swear to fucking high hell, if i catch that bike rolling past me on the street, im gonna strong-arm the fucker riding it, then kick some open welts into him, and then kick some dirt into ( Read more... ) -
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old bluegrass music tends to give me a heavy buzz of nonexistent nostalgia. i mean, i used to hear the stuff in its diluted, manufactured form (also known as modern day country) as a kid, usually alongside long bouts of one o'five nine classic rock chunks (usually set aside when riding shotgun with my uncle on those long penniless summer days).... ( Read more... ) -
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it's official, im definitely gonna go hang gliding. somehow, the thrill of propelling my body a couple thousand feet into the air strapped to a giant metal bat exoskeleton enthralls me. they say that the ride lasts about an hour at that altitude, and its only for the looooooow low of 95 a flight. they open up shop next month, and im gonna be first ( Read more... ) -
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why do i need ID to get ID? if i had ID, i wouldn't need ID. -
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"freebird" by lynyrd skynyrd is far and beyond, the quintessential song for lovemaking. particularly when you "stall" your car in the deep midst of lion country safari. if one can't make the trip or put forth the funds to make the trip, some beaten path off of u.s. 41'll do. try it one day and see, i think you'll be be quite satisfied.... unless ( Read more... )