mall oddity

[armyoffun]

David Bowie, Matthew Broderick, and I were at Nordstrom. David had an odd Eskimo-like hair/facial-hair combo. Everything was 70% off. At some point, David Bowie and I realized we had lost Matthew Broderick. Then David decided I was "out to get" him and ran off to hide in the semi-floating, wall-less second floor library near the Housewares

Comments

[scoots_honor]

You are definitely into guys.

[armyoffun]

oh, a boy can dream

[fileunder]

you didn't tell me everything was 70% off! you can't leave the good shit out, keith!

[armyoffun]

ha! so true - that's how I knew it was a dream!

[ka_pow]

dream me up some new slacks. get david bowie to sign the ass please.

[armyoffun]

ok, I talked to him and his design calls for the pants to be ass-less. but he's willing to sign your ass if you put them on.