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[armywithcountry]

[Hi there, Mayfield, are you tired of seeing babies everywhere yet?  No?  Good.  Because you're currently being stalked by one.  Doesn't matter where you are, there is now a filthy, smelly, screaming ten year old dropping down on your head from a nearby tree/roof/car and trying to smack you with a sword.  Strange, those red eyes, white hair, and

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[weiss_tank]

[A Wild Tree Prussia appears. Ken flails not to be knocked over]

Ow ow! Knock it off kid!

[willconvertyou]

Pagan! Tell me where I am right now or I'll kill you and burn all your crops!

[weiss_tank]

Pagan?! What the f---heck are you screaming about!? [This is funny because he was raised a devout catholic by a NUN]

Now come down from my head before you fall and I'll explain. [He's going to try and reach for tiny!Prussia]

[willconvertyou]

[Pauses in his flailing. You don't look familiar, bro - you actually look kind of like a Cuman, but . . .]

You're not a pagan? Are you a Christian? And I'm way too awesome to fall!

[heartstar_blues]

Shut... the... ☠☠☠☠... up... kid.

[willconvertyou]

[SCREAMING RIGHT IN YOUR EAR.]

CONVERT! CONVERT! And bring me back to Hungary, pagan!

[heartstar_blues]

[Stumbles back, trips over a curb and falls into the street.]

I swear kid, I will ☠☠☠☠ end you.

[willconvertyou]

Hahahaha, already had enough, huh? That's what you get for going up against the awesome me, pagan! Now convert! And tell me where Hungary is!

[muskatli]

[Why does that sound so familiar...]

I thought drone children were supposed to be quieter.

[willconvertyou]

Where's Hungary?! Where am I?! Your demon powers won't work on me!

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[muskatli]

Where's-- I'm right here!

[muskatli]

[...picks up by the collar for further inspection]

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Grabs his arm]

I'd advise you not to do that. I'm not in a very good mood.

[willconvertyou]

[FLAILING AT HER WITH HIS SWORD]

Let go, pagan! I'll crush you! I'll get all my knights and we'll burn down your forts and your village if you don't convert right now!

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Just going to....take that sword away from you.]

I'm sure you will. Which will be quite skilled considering I don't have any of those things.

[willconvertyou]

Hey, that's mine! Give that back! Right now!

[FLAILING. Kicking and biting and punching every part of her he can reach he is a beast on a quest of vengeaaaaaance]

And what are you talking about, pagan?! This is your village, isn't it? With all those metal demons! Are you keeping Hungary somewhere? Tell me where!

[freakinblur]

[IS LANDED ON oh god. Scout yells something unintelligible and Southie and tries to fling you off.]

[willconvertyou]

[CLINGS ON WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A CRUSADING BABBY]

Hahaha, your weak attacks won't work on me, pagan! Convert! And tell me where Hungary is right now!

[freakinblur]

What the Jesus H. Christ on a -- get the hell offa me, ya weirdo!

[He finally manages to grab you and throw you off. What is this.]

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[willconvertyou]

[Goes sailing! Lands on the ground with a thump.]