(Untitled)

[armywithcountry]

[Hi there, Mayfield, are you tired of seeing babies everywhere yet?  No?  Good.  Because you're currently being stalked by one.  Doesn't matter where you are, there is now a filthy, smelly, screaming ten year old dropping down on your head from a nearby tree/roof/car and trying to smack you with a sword.  Strange, those red eyes, white hair, and

Comments

[nopastaforyou]

[If this was present day Austria, he would probably say "Not again..." But seeing as how this is WWII Austria...he's just going to scream at him...wherever he is.]

Will you please quiet!

[willconvertyou]

[PULLING ON MARIAZELL]

Not until you convert! And bring me back to Hungary!

[nopastaforyou]

I converted ages ago!

And if you wish for me to take you to Hungary's, It would be my pleasure!

[willconvertyou]

[Stops flailing.]

You did, huh? Great! Did the pagans kidnap you? Point me towards their fort and I'll kick their asses!

. . . but Hungary first!

[prodigious_mage]

NOOO! SHUT UP.

[willconvertyou]

[SCREAMING.]

DO IT, PAGAN! CONVERT! CONVERT!

[prodigious_mage]

NEVER! I'LL NEVER BUY YOUR CANDY NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS IT LOOKS. IT'S BUTTERFINGERS FOR ME!

[willconvertyou]

What the hell are you talking about?! Who's got butter?! Give me it! And convert!

[cascadedwater]

Convert?

[willconvertyou]

Yeah! You have to accept that Jesus died for our sins and believe in God and listen to the Pope and go to church and if you do all that, you can go to heaven! And also, I'll protect you from any pagans!

[cascadedwater]

Sorry, kid, but I'm going to pass on that...

[willconvertyou]

[FLAILS ON HER]

You can't do that! Otherwise, you're a pagan and I'll have to kick your ass and burn your crops until you do!

[bloodmenagerie]

[Sidesteps the blade and gets in there to grab his arm.]

You can't just swing that at people!

[willconvertyou]

[FLAILS.]

Can too! I'm allowed! The Pope said so himself!

[bloodmenagerie]

And I'm saying you can't. [raised by a Darwinist, has no concept of religion]

[willconvertyou]

I don't take orders from you! You're not Hungary or the Pope, so I don't have to listen to anything you say!

[willconvertyou]

Not until you tell me where Hungary is, pagan! And convert!

[willconvertyou]

So he's still in Europe, huh? Bring me back to him! Do it! Right now!

[FLAILS MORE]