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[armywithcountry]

[Hi there, Mayfield, are you tired of seeing babies everywhere yet?  No?  Good.  Because you're currently being stalked by one.  Doesn't matter where you are, there is now a filthy, smelly, screaming ten year old dropping down on your head from a nearby tree/roof/car and trying to smack you with a sword.  Strange, those red eyes, white hair, and

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[godisachild]

Ow! OW! Quit it brat! What're you doing?

[willconvertyou]

Attacking you, stupid! Now convert! And tell me where Hungary is!

[godisachild]

Yeah, I see that. Now quit it, cause I'm not converting to squat!

[And, being the idiot he is, he's going to reach down and try to grab your sword from you Prussia.]

[willconvertyou]

[FLAILS AT he is a windmilling sharp edged babby of DOOM]

Not to Squat, stupid! What is that, some kinda pagan belief? To Christianity! Do it and you'll get to go to heaven and you can totally be one of my bishops!

[no_bullying]

[Just watches.]

Hmmm~? Convert?

[willconvertyou]

Yeah! You have to accept Jesus Christ as the one true God and listen to the Pope and then you can go to heaven and I won't have to kill you!

[no_bullying]

But I'm already dead.

[willconvertyou]

GHOST!

[walkwaves]

... [ sidesteps ] What are you doing?

[willconvertyou]

[Immediately turns around and launches himself into a tackle again, sword out.]

What does it look like I'm doing, stupid?! All of you pagans sure are dumb! Now take me back to Hungary!

[walkwaves]

[ sidesteps again ]

It looks like you're being a nuisance. And I have no idea who Hungary even is.

[willconvertyou]

[Repeats! HE CAN DO THIS ALL DAY, MAN]

Hahaha, like I'm falling for that! I bet you're a Cuman, aren't you?! And you've kidnapped me so you can invade Hungary! Well, it won't work! I'm way too strong to be trapped here! I'm going to find my knights and bring them here and then we're going to burn down this whole town!

[sveariket]

[Dodges the sword and looks around for something to use as a makeshift sword for himself.]

[willconvertyou]

[FLYING TACKLE OF HYPERACTIVE DEATH]

Convert! Convert!

[sveariket]

[Elbow to face, if possible at all. Or elbow to any other part of the smaller nation's body.

There are people that might convert but not THIS WAY.]

[willconvertyou]

[IS ELBOWED. Bleeds all over Sweden like a boss. Has no effect on his attacks.]

Hahaha, I didn't feel a thing! You sure are weak! Now convert! And take me back to Hungary!

[teutonictraitor]

[[Just...staring. What is this, other than an incredibly annoying little kid. Medic has his Ubersaw out out of reflex, seeing as it was used to effectively break that sword. Sorry, bitty!Prussia.]]

Zhat is not an advisable course of action, kind.

[willconvertyou]

Hey! You're not allowed to do that! What is that weapon anyway, some kinda pagan blade?! Doesn't matter, I can take you on even without a sword!

[LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO A WINDMILLING FURY OF TEETH AND FLAILING]

[teutonictraitor]

Nein, it is--ach! [[Aka OW what the hell, man, that hurt. Medic is not amused by this. After a moment, he'll put his hand on Prussia's forehead and hold him off at arm's distance, scowling.]]

Vhat is zhe meaning of zhis nonsense?

[willconvertyou]

[BITING FLAILING PUNCHING KICKING ETC]

It's not nonsense! Don't think you'll be able to get away with the great and awesome Teutonic Order! I'll crush you!