eins // diary of the awesome me entry 001

[armywithcountry]

-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE GOTTEN IT TO WORK! AS IF ANY FOREIGN PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY COULD POSSIBLY BE A MATCH FOR THE GREAT AND BRILLIANT PRUSSIA! PRAISE ME!

So all I have to do is shout into these little holes and people will hear me, huh? AWESOME!

[There's a brief pause as Prussia tries to figure out how to ask where the hell he is, what the

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[fuelefficient]

That...

...Prussia-san?

[armywithcountry]

HAHAHAHA! You've heard of me, have you? Great!

. . . who's this?

[fuelefficient]

This is Japan...

[armywithcountry]

Japan . . . oh, you're that Asian country that refuses to go outside.

-- wait, are you the one that's married to Hungary?!

[kleinefurstin]

Not you again.

[armywithcountry]

How many times do I have to say it, I've never been here before!

And who is this, anyway? [Sorry, Liech, but given that you're closer to Austria and the Confederation was just formed in his time, he totally doesn't recognize your voice.]

[kleinefurstin]

You don't have to remember it for it to have happened--you never did.

[actually Liechtenstein's prince at the time was really heavily involved in the politics of the wars and that stuff and then there was the time her baron completely redid the artillery of Austria and everyone adopted that including Frederick the Great h-haha but yeah pretty much Austria's hurrr]

[armywithcountry]

What are you talking about? If something like this happened to me, I'd definitely remember it!

[What, really. UH WE'LL JUST GO WITH PRUSSIA BEING A GINORMOUS DICK AND IGNORING ANYONE HE HASN'T CONQUERED/FOUGHT THEN.]

[armywithcountry]

[He drops the phone and whirls around, glaring.]

You. You're the woman in the photographs. Do you really think you can trick me into believing that we're married? Marriage is for sissies! The strong survive on their own! I know everyone's desperate to become a citizen of the Kingdom of Prussia, but this is just insane!

[armywithcountry]

Is that what this thing's called? I was just testing its limits.

Haaaah? You should be grateful you're even in a fake marriage with someone as awesome as me, woman! And if you're not behind it, who is? Because they're getting their asses handed to them if they think they can mess with me!

That's right! Greatest power in Europe! Russia's too fat to count.

[suchagoodfriend]

...it's been awhile since we had someone so loud around.

[armywithcountry]

Everyone should get a chance to listen to my awesome voice! The louder, the better!

[suchagoodfriend]

Haha! You're pretty interesting, aren't you? You're just like a cartoon!

[armywithcountry]

Of course I am! I'm awesome! What's a cartoon?

[followyouthere]

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[armywithcountry]

NO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[followyouthere]

[smashes the phone hard into the wall, something to make an awful sound]

[armywithcountry]

[Prussia's a military state, he's more than used to awful sounds.]

SORRY, WON'T WORK! TELL ME I'M AWESOME FIRST AND THEN WE'LL SEE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!