eins // diary of the awesome me entry 001

[armywithcountry]

-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE GOTTEN IT TO WORK! AS IF ANY FOREIGN PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY COULD POSSIBLY BE A MATCH FOR THE GREAT AND BRILLIANT PRUSSIA! PRAISE ME!

So all I have to do is shout into these little holes and people will hear me, huh? AWESOME!

[There's a brief pause as Prussia tries to figure out how to ask where the hell he is, what the

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[armywithcountry]

EVERYONE SHOULD CARE ABOUT WHAT THE AWESOME PRUSSIA HAS TO SAY. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ALSO, HANGOVERS ARE FOR THE WEAK.

[armywithcountry]

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOUR LIQUOR DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO LIE. MY BEER IS FUCKING AWESOME AND YOU KNOW IT. IT'S NOT MY FAULT I HAVE AN INFINITELY HIGHER TOLERANCE THAN YOU.

ALSO, IT'S PRUSSIAN BEER, PRUSSIAN. DON'T GROUP MY BEER IN WITH THE REST OF THOSE LOSERS. AUSTRIA PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY ALCOHOL IN HIS HOUSE, THAT SISSY.

[wafels]

Oh, you have to be kidding me.

[armywithcountry]

Hey, that should be my line! And you should be happy someone this awesome finally appeared in this shithole of a town.

[wafels]

Awesome? You're just annoying!

[armywithcountry]

Haaah? That's no way to speak to the awesome country who reunited you with your brother! Unless you'd rather go back to being under France's rule? Or, god forbid, Austria's?

[hourai_branch]

Ow.

[armywithcountry]

WEAKLING.

[hourai_branch]

Hey!