This should be about right?

Dairy
10 eggs
5 1/2 sticks unsalted Butter
4 cups Buttermilk
6 Tablespoons Milk
1 1/3 cup light cream or evaporated milk

Meat
16 lbs boneless pork shoulder, butterflied to 1 inch thickness. This should be 4 shoulders!
8 lbs ground pork shoulder

Fruit+Veg16 red onions ( Read more... )

Risotto

8 onions diced
24 green onions, sliced
8 red bell peppers, diced
24 cloves garlic, minced
8 tbsp Olive oil
10 2/3 cups arborio rice
2 tsp cayenne pepper
4 tsp red pepper flake
20 cups veg broth
5 1/3 cups white wine
salt + pepper to taste (a tbsp each?)

Squash10 prepped acorn squash. We already have these ( Read more... )

I need a haircut. I don't know where to get one around here. Stupid little ass town. :(

* Last Cigarette: Months ago. Probably at Anime Boston ( Read more... )

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I just joined the Friends of Laphroaig! If you have ever purchased a bottle of Laphroaig scotch you can go to their website and enter the barcode on the bottle, and join! You own a square foot of earth if you join! And if you visit the Laphroaig distillery you can claim your 1 dram of rent for the 1 square foot! :D

very exciting.

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I bought this today, because I thought it was funny.


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I know we've all seen the little dancing Robot, Keepon, but I haven't seen this. Its fun :)