"Even if you think you have nothing worth stealing, someone will come along and take your tail."

-- Eeyore

Can
You Open My Safe?

1st
Number:

How many chapters in the Book of Love? (It's a doowop song. Clue!)

2nd
Number:

How many times has Bush been arrested?

3rd
Number:

"Ted?" "Yeah Bill?" "Guess what number I'm thinking of?"

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Jackie and Andi's Poem ( Read more... )

This morning, I woke up at 8:30 and felt so flooded with wonderfulness that I couldn't possibly go back to sleep. The sun was shining, the birds were singing an aria, and all the woodland creatures had gathered by my bedside with baskets of tropical fruit and expensive chocolate in their mouths. Cutlet swam to the surface of her water to say her ( Read more... )

Which Historical Lunatic Are You ( Read more... )

Put your month and date of birth into Wikipedia and write three events, three births, and three deaths that happened on that date ( Read more... )

It is snowing. There is an inch of snow on the ground. Lords!

One: new soap dispensers. Foam soap.

Two: Christopher Guest, class of '70, will be receiving an award at graduation! Think he'll show?

Science-Fiction Novel Posits Future Where Characters Are Hastily Sketched ( Read more... )

( think Raskolnikov )