She doesn't use a fork / I don't think I'll go back to New York

[arrestthisman]

I found this deeply sad, and funny: http://www.exback.com/Read more... )

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Peeing on the parade before the floats are even inflated.

[thesounder]

What I'd worry about if I were you is that those motherfuckers are apparently not binded legally to give you an iPod even if you comply with all of their "requirements."

Re: Peeing on the parade before the floats are even inflated.

[arrestthisman]

I stare at the pretty pictures and I lose all sense... "Fooaar a minute there..."

god...

[gypsyscot]

Sweetheart, I'm sorry, but you ain't getting me back, you had yo' chance, nows the time for all the ladies of the land to sample my goods.... or something like that.
Secondly, find a jewish guy with too much money on his hand, start dating him now, and soon as February comes around, mention how all your exes gave you expensive electronics as gifts.
This will both require a little more work on your behalf, less money, and only a little of your self-respect, but lets be honest, iPods are fucking cool....