So I'm looking up fish prices for this story I'm writing, and I'm on the Fulton's market price listing and the first category is "Mahi Mahi (Dolphin)." I've eaten Mahi Mahi! Does that mean I've eaten dolphin? Why the fuck don't they call it dolphin on the menu! Ugh! I feel like I've just been told what the Secret Ingredient is at Golden Wok ( Read more... )

How amazing are my parents? SO amazing, because I just went and picked up the package they'd sent me, thinking it would contain the winter boots I left at home, a valentine's card, and probably some pink m&m's, and what do I find but all those things plus: three boxes of tea (plain, chai, peppermint), Advil, enough bar soap to get me through two ( Read more... )

Q: What am I doing?
A: Not my homework!
Ayah! That's a joke folks

I must direct all fans of wonderfulness to Cheesegod to watch the video of They Might Be Giants performing "Alphabet of Nations" on Conan two nights ago. (Right click save target as.) It's kid's music! Linnell with the wacked out arm gestures!

This is all I am going to say.

"Why you touchin me! I just want to learn at college!" -Mike

Today at lunch, Sean made me laugh so hard I choked on a chicken nugget.

God I love Russian writing!

The opening paragraph of Mikhail Bulgakov's The White GuardGreat and terrible was the year of Our Lord 1918, of the Revolution the second. Its summer abundant with warmth and sun, its winter with snow, highest in its heaven stood two stars: the shepherds' star, eventide Venus; and Mars -- quivering, red ( Read more... )

i just ran out of russian half an hour early because I feel like I've got a pair of needlenose pliers grabbing at the inside of my uterus. i almost passed out on the way home. where is the person who composed 'i enjoy being a girl,' so that i may kill him?

There's an exhibit in the CCS right now called "This Must Be the Place." I wonder if they are Talking Heads fans. Last semester there was an exhibit called "If it's not love, it's the bomb." I should make friends with these people ( Read more... )

you know why I love Russian? Because "kak idyot" can mean either "How do I get there?" or "Man, what an idiot!"

"Most people see history as a zero-sum game. What is lost by tradition is gained by progress; what power loses, choice gains. In the culture wars of today's America, courtship is one more way to recover that lost ground." An article ( Read more... )

Oral sex
So emotional

--magnetic poetry from the suite fridge.

Dave sent this to me. I may as well tell you the headline: Man Pees Way out of Avalanche ( Read more... )