I got a vacuum for Christmas and I reacted to it the way small children react to expensive toys?

- OMG IS IT...?
- OMG IT IS IT IS!
- (rip rip rip)
- AAAAAAAAH YAAAY
- (hugs box)
- can we take it out of the box NOW?

I am going to read books by Kelly Link and China Mieville because I may want to write like them someday, I am going to read them as soon as I read the other 90 books I want to read

I need to write again, uugghfuggahbuggrrrr

Sox: We're cuddling now.
Me: Just a minute buddy, I'm on my computer.
Sox: Well, I'm on your lap now.
Me: Oh. Can I keep typing?
Sox: I'm gonna cuddle your typing hand while you type, k.
Me: You have ticks.
Sox: I am going to cuddle you so hard.

today my livejournal ads want to sell me a degree in theology and breast implants.

both in another life, livejournal!

!
autonomy is eight letters, too.

Crawl back into bed to dream of a time ( Read more... )

My dreams were really strange and long and detailed last night and I woke up feeling really sick this morning. Buh.

I think the universe has been conspiring to make me happy.

one:

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Logo has a lot of hair removal commercials. You'd think they'd be a little more accepting about this kind of thing. Though, I guess it's during a Rupaul Drag Race marathon, so the ad may be starring women but targeting drag queens.

I really hate how much TV I watch now, but also, I love Ongina (warning, link contains automatic music).