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As one of your customers, my responsibility to you is to pay you the money that I owe for electricity. As my electricity provider, your responsibility to me is to provide me with electricity when you have my money. You have my money so where is my electricity?

So as I have been tagged by siyeh I had better make this a rare occasion and actually post something. So what are the six things that nobody is likely to know about me ( Read more... )

So yesterday evening whilst walking through the check out of Wally Mart with a number of potted herbs, we stumbled across "Lowrey's Microwave Pork Rinds". Of course we had to purchase a packet which was on special offer at a reduced to sell price: I can now see why. Best described they were like eating salt covered packing peanuts that had been ( Read more... )

Its 2:20 in the morning and I have just spent a joyous 20 minutes speaking to lovely English speaking women at my bank and visa company in England. My father is moving and forced me to clear my accounts in the UK, something I should have got my arse in gear 10 years ago to do. I now realise that I really am turning American after wishing them both ( Read more... )

I would just like to thank all of you who came and celebrated with me last night and contributed to this major hangover. For those of you who have never seen me drunk, at the end of the night I was most certainly there ( Read more... )

the house smells like a big onion. Which brings me to (and not at all what I was going to post about) that advert on TV about the house smelling like fish and then you spray and it smells like fish and flowers. Every time I see this advert a large smile passes over my face as there is a long running joke in the house about the bathroom. Being a man ( Read more... )

The show last night was amazing. Headed upto Pheonix with DR to see In Flames, Trivium and two other bands. Stood outside for an hour trying to get the willcall tickets (A very well arranged event as you can tell) but managed eventually to get in to see Devil Driver. Spent most of that set with a smirk on my face as the lead singer was grunting his ( Read more... )

So maybe we are a little slow in science but the laboratory has just discovered pandora.com , the online create your own radio site. Of course we started with the rock station which soon disappeared and has been taken over by such great stations as "Gothic Grooves", "Bluegrass State" and "Girl's Rock". Personally I am most impressed with the "Girl' ( Read more... )

Why is it that even after a long weekend Tuesday still feels like Monday with all the crap attached to it? This time however these feelings of crap are not originating from me but from the two conversations that I have had this morning with people at work. Both are going through pretty damn rough times and needed to vent ( Read more... )