ThisIsMatt51390 (10:23:37 PM): i know how long a mile is ( Read more... )

well i'm sittin here tryin to finish my Napoleon ECR for World History. i'm surprised but i actually now the stuff for my Napoleon/French Revolution test tomorrow so yeah. i found out today that my counselors have yet again fucked me over. according to them i've only bee at school for 10 days in the past two months!...god i hate them. apparently i' ( Read more... )

I'm so damn cool and my girlfriend is super hot and i bang her every night. And everyone wishes they could too, because shes the best girlfriend ever. She also wrote this really cool song. Here it is:

My name is Christine, and I'm real cool.
Everyone wishes they could be me, because
I'm so fucking cool.Isn't that the best song ever?!?! I think ( Read more... )