Of all the songs about the new year, I still find this one most fitting ( Read more... )

I HATE Fox News ( Read more... )

In town.

Call me, if you like:
850-218-2747

Only one week from tomorrow.

One month and counting.

Get ready to party.

I loathe people who cannot form sentences, but still try to sound somewhat intelligent by using big words.

That are spelled incorrectly.

I'm... better than you.

I am going to arrive at the Oakland airport at 8:13 pm on December 7th.

Start the countdown.

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You were born inside of a raindrop ( Read more... )

Lame internet company taking a week to fix the internet.

Pssh.