One week from now, I will be on a plane going to California.

Are you excited? You should be.

I am.

So, I guess they aren't making any more Hummer H1's. Because they only sold like 100 of them in the entire US last year.

On that note, I saw an H2 with a "Florida - Save the Earth" vanity plate.

And I concluded that everyone who drives a Hummer is an asshole.

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Happy Birthday to Me.

I'm chopping my hair off on Saturday.

It's sort of a birthday gift to myself.
Think sort of like it was on graduation, only less Sinead O'Connor with hair wax.

Six days until my birthday.

Don't forget.

Lock the doors and open all the windows.

This doesn't make much sense, either.

To produce just one pound of beef, you need:

-Twelve pounds of grain; enough to make eight loaves of bread or 24 plates of spaghetti.
-2,500 gallons of water; enough to grow fifty pounds of fruits and vegetables. In fact, fifty percent of water consumed in the US is used to grow feed and provide drinking water for livestock.
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